Construct's Captions
Fri, 08/06/2010 - 09:20
Introducing our new competition... Construct's Captions! To be in with your chance to win the new Golems of Amgarrak DLC, all you need to do is come up with a caption for the picture below! Leave your suggestion as a comment here, or post on twitter @DAPodcast. Good luck!
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Sat, 08/07/2010 - 06:16
#2
Two golems, two sides, two powers.
Sat, 08/07/2010 - 11:33
#3
Between A Rock and a Hard place
Sat, 08/07/2010 - 13:13
#4
Can I have this dance?
Sat, 08/07/2010 - 18:53
#5
Blue Bomber Vs Red Rocket! Rock'em Sock'em Robots!
Sat, 08/07/2010 - 20:55
#6
Brofist
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 04:42
#7
"Surely you jest?"
"I've told you....*raaawwwrrrrr*...don't call me Shirley!"
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 21:39
#8
"Scratch this post"
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 10:03
#9
entry #1
Steel-encased man, Steel-encased man,
Steel-encased man hates Stoney man,
They have a fight,
Steel-encased wins,
Steel-encased man.
entry #2
When they said he had a chip on his shoulder, they weren't kidding.
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 10:18
#10
entry #2
Let's embrace each other!
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 10:35
#11
Stone Golem: Be my friend! Please!
Steel Golem: No! You ugly and steel is better!
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 21:41
#12
"Scratch this one too"
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 11:42
#13
"Wait! When I heard this was a stoners' bar, I thought..."
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 11:43
#14
My second shot:
"You put your left leg in, you pull your left leg out..."
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 14:38
#15
Golem raves--"We don't do disco balls"
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 14:39
#16
Golem Flaildancing--Someone is going to lose an eye.
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 16:18
#17
"Seriously, dude, I can't feel anything with this cup. Go on, give it your best shot!"
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 17:55
#18
Golems of Amga-Rock 'n' Roll
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 16:35
#19
Golem Fight Night !
-Two men enter, no man leaves-
*Edit* from the social site post
"$20 on the Glowing One"
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 05:31
#20
Ok last time, on three we do rock paper scissors.
1...2...3...
Rock AGAIN! Gah! We need a new way to decide who gets to squish the pigeons.
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 09:18
#21
1st: First Stone Golem smashed puny fleshbag with its whiny noises! Now Stone Golem smash fleshbags lickspittle Steel Golem!
2nd: Dude, Stone Golem, for the last time, no fist bumps after we've slaughtered a bunch of fleshlings. It's disrespectful.
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 11:49
#22
Deep Roads Mart: "Sale, only today up to 70%! Only one Large Flawless Crystal left! "
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 20:13
#23
That new Frost Rock deodorant of yours sure is powerful!
Mon, 08/09/2010 - 21:38
#24
The Drawbacks of Being a Construct.
Steel: Ah I've got that itch again Stone, It's driving me crazy and I..I just can't reach it.
Stone: Alright, Hold still. No crying this time ok?
Steel: (Lets out a deep breathe) Okay. Go.
(I'll stick with this one as my final, other ones were even worse haha)
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 04:55
#25
Entry 1: Stone golems, give them a bronze age and they look like the one on the right.
Entry 2: Dancing golems, the harbingers of destruction!
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 10:07
#26
Please hold still Sir while i remove you wisdom tooth. It will be all over sortly.
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 10:32
#27
Make love, not war.
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 11:20
#28
Get ready for the biggest game of Rock, Paper, Scissors you will ever see!
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 12:29
#29
"Ladies and Gentlemen let's hear it for Jock Rockhard Cock v Bernie Buns of Steel!"
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 14:10
#30
Mating season in Amgarrak
To lower mortality rates at the Provings, the dwarves of Orzammar once hosted Golem Sumo contests for entertainment