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Construct's Captions | Dragon Age Podcast

Construct's Captions

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Introducing our new competition... Construct's Captions! To be in with your chance to win the new Golems of Amgarrak DLC, all you need to do is come up with a caption for the picture below! Leave your suggestion as a comment here, or post on twitter @DAPodcast. Good luck!



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Baldur's Gate Redux project

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To lower mortality rates at the Provings, the dwarves of Orzammar once hosted Golem Sumo contests for entertainment

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Two golems, two sides, two powers.

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Between A Rock and a Hard place

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Can I have this dance?

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Blue Bomber Vs Red Rocket! Rock'em Sock'em Robots!

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Brofist

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"Surely you jest?"

"I've told you....*raaawwwrrrrr*...don't call me Shirley!"

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Alistair sucks? Sucks what? Sucks eggs?
Sucks an ice cold frosty through a teeny-tiny straw?
Have *YOU* ever sucked an ice cold frosty through a teeny-tiny straw??

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"Scratch this post"

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entry #1

Steel-encased man, Steel-encased man,
Steel-encased man hates Stoney man,
They have a fight,
Steel-encased wins,
Steel-encased man.

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When they said he had a chip on his shoulder, they weren't kidding.

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entry #2
Let's embrace each other!

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Stone Golem: Be my friend! Please!

Steel Golem: No! You ugly and steel is better!

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"Scratch this one too"

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"Wait! When I heard this was a stoners' bar, I thought..."

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we are the most fun water can have

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My second shot:

"You put your left leg in, you pull your left leg out..."

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Golem raves--"We don't do disco balls"

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"Seriously, dude, I can't feel anything with this cup. Go on, give it your best shot!"

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Golems of Amga-Rock 'n' Roll

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Golem Fight Night !
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"$20 on the Glowing One"

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Ok last time, on three we do rock paper scissors.

1...2...3...

Rock AGAIN! Gah! We need a new way to decide who gets to squish the pigeons.

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1st: First Stone Golem smashed puny fleshbag with its whiny noises! Now Stone Golem smash fleshbags lickspittle Steel Golem!

2nd: Dude, Stone Golem, for the last time, no fist bumps after we've slaughtered a bunch of fleshlings. It's disrespectful.

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The Drawbacks of Being a Construct.

Steel: Ah I've got that itch again Stone, It's driving me crazy and I..I just can't reach it.
Stone: Alright, Hold still. No crying this time ok?
Steel: (Lets out a deep breathe) Okay. Go.

(I'll stick with this one as my final, other ones were even worse haha)

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Entry 1: Stone golems, give them a bronze age and they look like the one on the right.
Entry 2: Dancing golems, the harbingers of destruction!

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Please hold still Sir while i remove you wisdom tooth. It will be all over sortly.

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Make love, not war.

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Get ready for the biggest game of Rock, Paper, Scissors you will ever see!

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Mating season in Amgarrak